Satire, fiction, cocktails & guided journals
The reading copyBefore I get to the porridge I want to tell you about the ox.
Noah is a food blogger. His long personal story happens to involve the drowning of the world. He assumes you came for the porridge.
Read the first chapterOne narrator is drinking his way through all 66 books. The other remembers what was here before creation.
“Okay so first there’s nothing, like actually nothing…”
He intends to finish in one night.
By Job, he’s on the kitchen floor.
“First,
the deep.”
A sealed intelligence recounts the biblical story from the end of the universe.
Read the opening
The planner has room for what actually happened. The shit list has a “FORGIVEN?” column. Your choices are “NO” and “ALSO NO.”
Every cover has the same five-section interior.
Find your journal
Dionysus gets Twice Born.
Cthulhu gets Still Awake.
Every profile comes with a drink you can make.
Dionysus’s vessel of choice:
an XX-Large convenience store cup.
Four hundred recipes
across eight volumes.
Tear
this page
out.
95 instructions for ruining
the hardcover you just bought.
The publisher does not know your life.
199 vouchers, fifty blanks, and the right to decline every one of them.
Read the agreement
Author & imprint
Did An Art writes and publishes these books as part of Bubble Skull Collective.
